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| I'd take the bribe too. | 
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| I only picked this one because I love doctor who. | 
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| There is no amount of cups to measure how awesome this is. Yes, I measure awesome in cups. | 
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| I wouldn't want to eat this for fear of where it's been. That and it's probably laced with LSD. | 
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| So true. Sooooo true. | 
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| If sticking a horn on my head would get me laid, I'd do it. Sadly the only thing I'd attract is Brony whales. | 
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| A 4channer works here. | 
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| Now I can blame my search history on my dog. | 
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| I'd rather they deliver a handful of internets to my door. | 
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| It may suck kitty, but how did you get there in the first place? | 
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| I will now use this phrase at every opportunity. | 







































