I'd take the bribe too. |
I only picked this one because I love doctor who. |
There is no amount of cups to measure how awesome this is. Yes, I measure awesome in cups. |
I wouldn't want to eat this for fear of where it's been. That and it's probably laced with LSD. |
So true. Sooooo true. |
If sticking a horn on my head would get me laid, I'd do it. Sadly the only thing I'd attract is Brony whales. |
A 4channer works here. |
Now I can blame my search history on my dog. |
I'd rather they deliver a handful of internets to my door. |
It may suck kitty, but how did you get there in the first place? |
I will now use this phrase at every opportunity. |