Showing posts with label Funny pick up lines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny pick up lines. Show all posts

20 March 2016

Working as a bartender 101

Working as a bartender and being mistaken as a pick up artist

As someone who formerly worked in a bar, I can say this funny strip is honestly true. It's very funny when it happens too. However, upon picking this image up, I'm not sure what TV show it is from. Anyone mind letting me know?

13 February 2016

A couple more hilarious mythological chat up lines for picking up the opposite sex

I like these, they are funny and I have no doubt using some of these mythological pick up lines will open doors for you in the right setting. Of course they are quite crude, which could end badly if you don't deliver it right! Haha

Since it's Valentines day tomorrow, here are a final couple funny pictures to tide you over. Happy Valentines for those of you who celebrate the date.

I want to hide my Minotaur deep inside your labrynth

Your beauty is like the siren's song. Rough waters won't make me pull out.

12 February 2016

Mythological pick up lines for Valentines day

With Valentines day approaching, I thought it would be prudent to stay on topic and bring you some funny pick up lines from mythological characters. So if you're going out this Sunday for a romantic evening why don't you try some of these and see how they fare on the opposite sex?

Personally I think these pick up lines will function adequately throughout the year, they aren't bad for a laugh!

Is your name Poseidon? Because I'm already wet.

Baby, let's reenact the Trojan war. You get on all fours and I'll get inside you.