Greentext Stories

I love Greentext Stories from 4 Chan. They never fail to amuse, or successfully troll in some fashion. If you have arrived here, I assume you share the exact same notion and love to read a few from time to time. I have amassed quite a good selection of hilarious Greentexts over the years, and have decided to employ a formidable arsenal of the best for you to laugh at today.

Personally, I am quite proud how this collection turned out - it's definitely one of the funniest selections of Green Texts, there are only a couple of ones I couldn't find for you.

What are 4chan Green Texts?

These fictional stories (we hope), originate from the greatest website on the internet - 4chan (User discretion is advised, NSFW, watch what you click on, and remember to bring out your inner scumbag). They are generally a complete load of bollocks, but very funny nonetheless. If you have never seen any funny Greentexts before, I highly recommend you take a look at my selection below.

Note: I have avoided giving any of these Greentexts a real title because I would not want to accidentally give away anything. Please enjoy!

32 of the very best Greentexts from 4chan

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